Hello there, I'm Devin. Mostly I reblog Homestuck stuff, and every now and then it's NSFW so be cautious.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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notice that the infinitesimalizer and monstrositifier are colourcoded with the colours:
Green and Red.
UU and uu
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO US?!
(Source: curvaceous-floor-clock)
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
greg stop we care about you
Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?
i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself
i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate
i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off
its over
our fates are sea eeled
these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella
It’s ok, they are oriver rated anyway
You guys have some of the worst puns I’ve ever sean
THERES MORAY THESE COMING
you’re doing this shit on porpise
are you shore about that accuseation
i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with
YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́
уоц нavё вєёй тґaи$pоятєd то тнё MОИОLЇTH щнєґё уоц щїll вё pяоcє$$ёd
(Source: lolskeletons)
WHARS GOING NON
It’s 3AM I’m not even gomen